The Lounge (Where Walls Take Notes)
The Poison Apple Lounge ang saling-pusa ng mga alamat.
Afam na naghahanap ng “tadhana,” tita na runaway from her ex, intern na pretending spy, at self-proclaimed heiress/nepo baby na trending sa barangay Facebook.
Meron ding anak‑ng‑kung‑sino (allegedly!) na nagte-thesis sa moral compass. If walls could talk, may Season 3 na tayo.
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Live-ish Entertainment:
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Acoustic + Tarot Thursdays
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Karaoke “Tell-All” Fridays (names redacted, receipts accepted)
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Silent Disco Saturdays (para sa mga ayaw marinig ang sarili nilang choices)
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House Rules (Light Magic Only)
Book your stay now!
Stop doom‑scrolling; start room‑booking. Your ex won’t text back, but our Wi‑Fi will. The buffet forgives. The beds forget. And Lola Minerva says may magandang kapalaran sa mga marunong mag‑reserve.
Top 6 excuses to book right now
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Self‑care: kulambo + cloud pillows > overthinking.
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Plot twist: iba ang closure kapag may bulalo.
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Receipts: farm‑fresh, buffet‑first, drama‑later.
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Aesthetic alibi: flower fields = 12 IG posts, minimum.
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Noise cancellation: crickets, not comments.
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Prophecy: tarot says, “May libre kang second serving.” (spiritually speaking.)
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Risk‑free(ish) fine print
Price List and Accommodation Fees
Actual rates can differ depending on season, promos, and exchange rates.
Poison Apple Lounge & Pension House — Where fantasy meets free refills.
$160
Enchanted Suite
King bed, queen-sized kulambo, cloud pillows. May reading nook at veranda na tanaw ang flower farm.
$140
Forest Edge Cabins
Konting lakad mula sa mango trees; may outdoor tub na pang-IG, at fairy lights na pang-proposal or pang-closure, depende sa mood.
$130
Cauldron Loft
High ceiling, hammock corner, at bay window para sa dramatic sighs.
$116
Tarot Veranda Room
May desk na pang-diary at pang-oracle. Free “one-card pull” tuwing full moon (subject to emotional preparedness).
$180
Hobbiton Bunkhouse (private, sleeps 6)
For barkada; low beams, warm lights, communal “kwentuhan bench.”
$35
Hobbiton Bunkhouse (per bed)
Para sa extra bed, besh. Sa mga hahabol.
$320
Romcom Weekend (2N Tarot Veranda; 2 pax)
2 breakfasts, jam class, bonfire kit
$190
Stars & Secrets (1N Forest Edge)
Tarot (30m) + Stargazing (1h) for 2
$520
Family Hobbiton (2N Private Bunkhouse; 6 pax)
2 breakfasts for 6, bamboo bikes (2h)
$8
Farm Tour (guided)
60–75‑minute stroll through orchards (mangga, bayabas, chico, star apple), flower lanes, and greenhouse. Includes seasonal tasting + cold mango tea. Daily 9:00 AM & 4:00 PM. $8 (≈ ₱460). Kid‑ & lola‑friendly routes available.
$6
Flower Farm Photo Pass
30–45‑minute self‑guided access to sunflower aisles, bougainvillea arches, and marigold beds. Includes rattan basket + picnic blanket props and 1 mango tea. Golden‑hour slots. $6 (≈ ₱350).
$15
Jam‑Making Class (1.5h)
Hands‑on with seasonal mango/guava/chico—cook, jar, and label your own. Includes tasting on warm pandesal + 1 take‑home mini jar. Daily 10:30 AM & 3:30 PM. $15 (≈ ₱870).
$5
Bike Rental (per hour)
Loop the orchard trails and flower lanes for 60 minutes. Includes helmet + trail map; kid‑size bikes available; photo stops encouraged. $5 (≈ ₱290).
$4
Kiddie Mud Spa (30m)
Mess‑friendly sensory play in a shaded mud pit with pails & scoops; staff‑supervised. Includes rinse station + mini towel; bring a change of clothes. $4 (≈ ₱230).
$10
Stargazing Deck (per hour)
Private slot under the stars with telescope + blankets; best at 8–10 PM. Optional hot cocoa add‑on. $10 (≈ ₱580).
$18
Tarot Reading w/ Lola Minerva (30m)
One‑on‑one reading (love, career, “bakit siya?”). Includes 1 photo of your spread + tea. For guidance/fun only. $18 (≈ ₱1,040).
$12
Bonfire Kit (wood + s’mores)
Bundle includes firewood, skewers, marshmallows, chocolate, graham crackers; staff can help ignite. $12 (≈ ₱700).
$10
Outdoor Tub Prep (rose petals)
Warm tub prepped with petals + herb sachet; privacy screen + towel set included. $10 (≈ ₱580).
$12
Breakfast Buffet
Tablea champorado with pinipig, Zambales mango jam, garlic rice, danggit, longganisa, at tinapang bangus
$18
Lunch Buffet
Inihaw na pusit, kare‑kare with atsuete dreams, pinakbet na hindi galit, and mango-coconut salad.
$22
Dinner Buffet
Sinigang sa bayabas, adobong pusit, baked tahong, bulalo for the soul.
Desserts & Merienda:
Mango float, buko pandan, halo‑halo (storm-safe), at midnight lugaw + chismis bar. Coffee? Barako. Tea? Herbal. Juice? Manna from the orchard.
$20
Day Pass (includes lunch buffet)
Lunch offered on day pass guests.
$3
Parking (per night)
Parking fee.
$25
Subic Pickup (one‑way)
Sundo from Subic
Rhett, Digital Nomad “afam-ish”
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Akala ko film set ng The Hobbit; turns out Zambales pala. Kare‑kare at Wi‑Fi so fast, nag‑extend ako ng visa.
Monica, “Maybe Heiress, Maybe Not”
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Walls keep secrets, staff keep seconds. Mud Spa = therapy, without the plot twist. Kung may magtanong, nasa “vineyard” ako, okay?
Migs, Breakup Survivor
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Nagdala ako ng bagahe; iniwan ko sa Lost & Found (heart section). Bonfire + star apple jam = closure na hindi bitter.
